Wednesday, January 28

Gregory's dilemma.


I got this from a radio station and I decided to share with you guys. Enjoy.

Until now, he thought himself a lucky man, he had the most wonderful wife. She was everything he thought she was and more... She was ravishingly beautiful, and infact had been a beauty queen back then in school; graduating top of her class, had a well paying job at a top firm, and was almost perfect.
She had no qualms as far as house chores were concerned, was an excellent cook and was marvelous when it came to performing her other marital duties. What you may ask was the problem? She seemed to be all he wanted and he never suspected anything until he eventually noticed! His friends would come over to the house and begin to look for their various belongings; little insignificant things at first, nothing for him to worry about then one night... His sister came over to spend the night and the next morning began to search for her undies that she had so carefully washed and hung to dry. Confusion set in as everyone began to search, ridiculous as it seemed, there was no one to accuse but the house girl and so she was sent packing. But even as the months began to pass by there were more and more of such scenarios ; he would take her for nice night outs at five star hotels and when they got back home, he would find that she had taken the towels. He overlooked these things because he was in denial even when his money got missing he would overlook it because what was his was hers until it got worse...
Recently she went to an open market and stole a pack of seasoning cubes, it was only by God's intervention that she wasn't lynched. Now everyday for him is filled with fear for what he will hear next. And it's been flowing in, news from family and friends and even strangers complaining; he has now been forced to come to terms with the fact that his wife has a "compulsive stealing habit" she is in fact what you would call a kleptomaniac.... What should he do?

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