65% of people in Lagos live in envy and sorrow.Read

 

I used to think that in Lagos people mind their own business a lot, lai lai most people don’t. Even from their mansions they gossip. Those who live in mansions gossip those in boys quarters while those in boy’s quarters gossip those in mansions. Married ones envy single ones, while single ones envy married ones and same goes to baby mamas and daddies. No one is left out.

 

If you are single and doing well you are either a prostitute or a Yahoo Yahoo person. Infarct na women matter worst. Na man money you take dey shine (Men pay your bills).  If they are not seeing man/men drive in and out of your house you are doing men in your office or far away from where you reside. Imagine!

 

If you are the type man/men visit with flashy cars, Chineke nna, na men dey do all these things for you. Na men build that house for you, no wonder! The Ijebu man wey do the juju for you sabi, the juju too strong and edey work well well. This kind wahahla sef!

If the married ones see you greet their husbands you are husband snatcher and a shameless lady. They will walk straight to you with a serious warning not to greet their husbands again else, you will be visited with acid bath, pepper, blows etc. Infact don’t come out of your compound with bum short and your pointed braless breast. LOL.

If you are married hehehehehehehehe, na juju you take marry, na ashawo you ben dey do before you use belle trap the man (No be juju again?) Idiots.  Thou the married ones believe they are better than the singles. LMAO

If you are singe and broke your own has finished You sex for free(Osho free). You no tear eyes, men dey cheat you. Thou the broke babe also believe she better pass you.

If you are a man who doesn’t mess around with women and you are not broke, You are araroro (Stingy man) or your penis no dey stand. You go don use am for money ritual (You have used your penis to make money).  Desperados!

You are single and broke man, walahi you are not supposed to have erection. (Man wey no  get money no suppose have erection) That is their own mentality.

If you have more than one building in that area, your own tenants will accuse you of using their destiny to prosper. They go to church almost 7 days in a week, they fast and pray with midnight prayers, and still they cannot eliminate the devil. The funny part is they will not pack out when their rent expires.  They are the first to pay rent and still thank you. Inukwa!

 

The truth is you cannot stop them from gossiping keep moving joor. They want to be like you but it is difficult and they cannot.

Keep moving, no one can stop you. Baba God dey.

AGATHA C 2016.